UK Data Colony, Burnage Sector, February 2040. After the successful launch of revolutionary care robot - the Luv-E, Guy Kriton sets to work on the next phase of his plan.

UK Data Colony, Burnage Sector, December 2039. Having problems with a defective droid? Is a rogue robot getting on your nerves? Call Battersby's Independent Bladerunners for a free, no-obligation quote. Terms and conditions apply. Tony Battersby takes no responsibility for anything. No refunds or returns. Explosions Likely. 

Luv-E Firmware version 1.0.3.0

Earth, 2039. Tony Battersby, a semi-retired Bladerunner existing on a minus hours contract, is struggling to get used to life with his new carebot - the Luv-E. Having explosive bowels isn't helping much either.

*Third-party chargers may damage your device and invalidate your warranty.

Luv-E Firmware version 1.0.2.0

Earth, 2039. The all-powerful Kriton Corporation announces the rollout of a radical product that will change the world forever. In the UK Data Colony, Burnage sector, Tony Battersby, a semi-retired Bladerunner existing on a minus hours contract, is one of the first humans to receive the new device - the LUV-E carebot.

It does not go as planned. 

Luv-E Firmware version 1.0.1.0