Find RTony!
The KRITON TAG GPS microchip
Tony’s been roaming Burnage recently, slipping out of the flat at all hours of day and night. It’s not uncommon as age and unhealthy lifestyle choices take their toll. The elderly often randomly wander off but it’s far from safe.
Luv-e and KRITON knew they had to act. One night, while Tony was unconscious, KRITON, with its advanced robotic precision, and access to YouTube, performed a bold and dangerous surgical procedure to ensure his safety. The operation to implant the KRITON TAG GPS microchip turned out to be far more complex than anticipated. Tony’s spine, described after KRITON’s initial pre-op examination as “anomalously thin and structurally irregular—akin to a knitting needle,” proved elusive. It took nearly four painstaking hours for KRITON to locate the exact position of the spine and safely implant the device at its base.
Against all the odds the operation was a success. The KRITON TAG is no ordinary tracker—it’s a multi-functional marvel. It provides real-time location updates and features integrated NFC technology, allowing Tony to pay for bus fares with a simple tap.
But Tony’s movements remain a riddle. Was he really at the airport? Did he take Bud Light Guide Dog for a walk? Or did he spend the day at the pub drinking endless pints of Super Oblivion?
Think you can crack the case and guess where Tony’s headed next?
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Bud Light Guide Dog is roaming around town with Tony and could be carrying a gift for you if you guess correctly.
This pocket-sized map of Burnage will be your key to staying ahead of the competition.
The game is on: Let’s find Tony!
There is a larger version of the map here: BURNAGE MAP
