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Earth, 2039. Tony Battersby, a semi-retired Bladerunner existing on a minus hours contract, is struggling to get used to life with his new carebot - the Luv-E. Having explosive bowels isn't helping much either.
*Third-party chargers may damage your device and invalidate your warranty.
Luv-E Firmware version 1.0.2.0
Now Wash Your Hands
The amiable Krikea™ hygiene droid Tony thinks he can reprogram to win the World Darts Championship. Alan may also be possessed by an inter-dimensional demon set on wiping out all life on Earth.
Keeping the Streets Clean and Simple
Street enhancement technician Barry has been a constant in Tony’s life since they were kids. Neither of them is sure why.
Barry claims he can see the future, a power that hasn’t stopped him being run over 37 times while cleaning the roads of Burnage.
What about my job?
Earth, 2039. The all-powerful Kriton Corporation announces the rollout of a radical product that will change the world forever. In the UK Data Colony, Burnage sector, Tony Battersby, a semi-retired Bladerunner existing on a minus hours contract, is one of the first humans to receive the new device - the LUV-E carebot.
It does not go as planned.
Luv-E Firmware version 1.0.1.0
