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Guy Kriton

Guy Kriton

Guy Kriton rules the UK Data Colony with a ‘Harsh but Fair’ policy. Emphasis on the ‘Harsh’ and nothing ‘Fair’. 

The ultimate in oligarchs, Kriton owns multiple corporations including, Ketflix, Krikea and Kriton Fried Chicken. Guy has a special interest in Tony’s fate and who will win the Worlds Dart Championship. 

Jules Connard

Ow!

Jules Connard

An escapee from a top-secret Kriton research lab, Connard has taken refuge in Tony and Luv-e’s flat. He’s beginning to suspect he’d have been better off staying in the lab. 

Kommander Quorn

Wants humans to stop being.

Kommander Quorn

Kriton’s right hand carries out his orders with an enthusiasm only a homicidal cyborg with a burning hatred of humanity can. Has one electronic eye on the throne. 

Darth Landlord

You Best Have the Rent

Darth Landlord

Tony and Luv-E’s mysterious landlord. Owns a string of apartments across Burnage and likes to deal personally with non payers. Pray he does not alter your lease terms and conditions any further.